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shanks-for-the-booty:

nico-ya:

this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing

Well then you better assemble your friends and find a worthy vessel because it looks like you’re on the path to finding tHE ONE PIECE.

shanks-for-the-booty:

nico-ya:

this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing

Well then you better assemble your friends and find a worthy vessel because it looks like you’re on the path to finding tHE ONE PIECE.

zooophagous:

boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

zooophagous:

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

"I love women," is not a get out of jail free card. Thicke pulled the same bullshit when he was accused of degrading women in "Blurred Lines": "When we made the song, we had nothing but the most respect for women," he said. How nice of you to say so, Mr. Thicke. Alas, your work shows the opposite to be true. I am fairly certain many of the men who buy sex and consume porn also think they do it because they really, really, love women. NOPE. You love women like I love wine — as something I consume selfishly for my personal benefit and as a product.

devpatels:

What will I do? What will I do? What are you talking about?! You are Elastigirl! My god. Pull yourself together! “What will you do?” Is this a question? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are. Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win! And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits.

redstarsoldier:

What has my life become. This is like a general warning to all potential followers, and all past followers that were here before what I will now refer to as, THE GREAT WINTER.

redstarsoldier:

What has my life become. This is like a general warning to all potential followers, and all past followers that were here before what I will now refer to as, THE GREAT WINTER.

asapscience:

Nature creates perfect cubes of pyrite. Also known as fool’s gold, as with a lot of other minerals, its “crystal habit” encourages growth into a specific shape—and in pyrite’s instance, it’s a cube. Thanks, Nature.
via Reddit

asapscience:

Nature creates perfect cubes of pyrite. 

Also known as fool’s gold, as with a lot of other minerals, its “crystal habit” encourages growth into a specific shape—and in pyrite’s instance, it’s a cube. Thanks, Nature.

via Reddit

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

Daddy!

annacdp:

George R. R. Martin… wisdom at its finest

burningonyx:

zerostatereflex:

Fertilization

A beautifully done animation on how you became you.

See the full video here as I left out some really cool parts.

From 300 or so million down to ONE.

YOU. MADE. IT.

Some people make me say, “Out of 300 million sperm, YOURS was the one that made it?” o_O

yinyanglovee:

wanderlustforlifexx:

snapfordakids:

this is too much right now.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

Hahah that would be me!!

homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon